Watch Out
Now, this is revenge. Not only did this wife break up with her cheating husband, but she also ensured he’d never be able to go outside in their neighborhood again. We imagine the small talk between him and his neighbors would be even smaller after they got a load of this message. Not only did she do it in a bold fashion, she put in a lot of effort. A banner costs time and money.
The Moon Hits Your Eye
Here’s another tasty breakup message. You can cut a slice, but this time it’s not a cake, it’s a pizza pie! The internet has a couple of shots of messages in pizza boxes, but none like this. We hope the person who got this at least had a slice. The relationship is over, no use letting a good pizza go to waste. We wonder if the parlor that made the pizza offers a vengeance add-on.