Decide
Anyone else remember passing around cute “check the box” notes in junior high? Well, this is like that except instead of starting a relationship, it’s ending one. The person can decide how to be broken up with, but does it really matter? The ultimate decision has already been made, everything else was just to add salt to the wound. They probably wish there was a fourth option at the end for “none of the above”.
One Month Anniversary
Sometimes the best things in life are short and sweet. Looking at the handwriting, we can only guess that this particular couple was quite young. We won’t critique the method though, Delandren was a lot nicer and more level-headed than a lot of the older people on this list. Hopefully, Krystal has a lot of happy anniversaries in her future. Given that it was so short-lived, this one really can’t sting that much.