Bad Review
Keenen got a critical review for his troubles, in the form of a breakup. The young man was told in plain language that try as he might, he just couldn’t make the dumper laugh, and for that reason, she’s out. If nothing else Keenen will learn from this and either get better material or find a more fitting strategy for the dating game as he grows up. Good luck little guy, go and get ’em.
Public Service Announcement
Hey,this is a new one, or should we say “old” one? Back before Twitter, the only way to get a short personal message out there was to post it in the “Classifieds” section of the local paper. That’s what this dumper did to get Kevin to take a hike. Hopefully, he took the hint and moved on. Who knows, perhaps just a line or two up there was someone looking for a new boyfriend!