Buzz Off
It looks like Samuel has been left for his lack of hair, and in a hotel at that. Something tells us this was a very short-lived relationship. Not only is the reason for the breakup extremely superficial, but the person who wrote the letter wasn’t even sure if they slipped it under the right door. It was probably a late night get together that they thought better of in the bright light of day.
Shame Shame Shame
There are few things as inspiring as a community coming together. In this case, they did it to tell a certain rowdy couple that they should keep it down or better yet just break it off already. Whether they stayed together or not is anyone’s guess, but only the most stubborn couple would bear to live in the building after that. They either packed up their things together or in separate boxes, and ventured off.