Got A Dollar
Now this one is kind of thoughtful in a way. Mary got rid of her car so that she and Jeff could share one. Very eco-friendly. The problem is though shortly after Jeff decided to leave her. He thought of everything though and wrote the breakup note on a dollar bill so she could take a bus home. We wonder if that dollar bill is still in circulation out there. Could be a cool souvenir.
Got A Dollar
Ya Broke
If your car’s ever dirty, some jokester may well write “clean me” on it. Dave could have only hoped to get such a message. Instead, he got a message calling him out on cheating and informing him that his joint bank account had been cleaned out. We don’t feel bad for him of course, as you should know by now we don’t look kindly on cheaters around here. Hopefully, Nikki is living her best life.
Ya Broke
