“Sam”
If ever you get dumped, just know it could have been worse. You could have been left for “Sam”… We don’t know who that is but it sounds bad because Adam was left for “Sam”, and that fact was used to try and soften the blow. Looking at the grammar and spelling, we think Adam won this one. We’re sure he’ll find someone better. Whatever happened to “Sam” is another story. Good luck to them.
Sam
Yolo
Look at this, folks, we got ourselves another copycat over here. Although this one’s choice is definitely better than Batman, it’s still pretty insulting. Lover boy here used some Chris Brown lyrics to break things off. Chris Brown songs are supposed to inspire love, not the ending of it! The guy didn’t even have the decency to write them out, he actually just copy/pasted them. You can tell by the out-of-place capitalization.
Yolo
