We’ve Got The Most Insane Break Up Messages You’ve Ever Seen

Published on 01/28/2022
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The Details

Now, this breakup is a pedantic one. The dumper spent a lot of time compiling all the faults and listed them in the breakup letter just so everything was clear. We’re not sure what’s a bigger worry, the content of the list, or the fact that the person spent some much time and effort compiling it. After point three you’d think they’d just get it over with already. At least it was only one page.

The Details

The Details

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Brand Disloyalty

Okay, we’ll be honest here, we’re not sure if this letter is addressed to the fast-food chain or if it’s a generic letter addressed to five different guys. Our money is on it being the burger joint. It’s a breakup alright, and a tragic one too. What could come between a woman and her restaurant except wanderlust? Ah, at least they’ll always have those midnight binge senses and the smell of grease on the wind.

Brand Disloyalty

Brand Disloyalty

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