Shots Fired
Long-distance relationships are difficult for any to manage. In this case, the dumper just couldn’t do it, and unfortunately, they’re a cheater to boot. The cute stationery of the message does nothing to hint at its content. Asking for the photo back is strange. To get a little Sigmund Freud here, does it perhaps indicate a little narcissism? Whatever the case, we think Ricky is more likely to just throw it in the trash.
Shots Fired
Rebound
This one was a neat exchange of word play. Green got dumped but saw it coming, so they tried to rework the situation to win their partner back instantly, but it most likely didn’t work. If nothing else, Green seems pretty resilient, and so they’ll probably bounce back from this quickly. It’s just a shame that so much of their time was wasted on someone who doesn’t appreciate their quick wit. Good luck Green!
Rebound
