Spoiler Alert II: The Sequel
Here’s another spoiled breakup, only this time the spoiler thought that it had already happened. The soon-to-be broken up responded pretty strongly in all-caps, in a state of panic. Unfortunately, we don’t know how this story ends, but we’re going to assume “not well”. If you ever hear of an impending breakup, maybe keep everything quiet until the news is in the public domain, otherwise, you could end up in a sticky situation.
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Ouch, this one is in poor taste. It reads like something a stereotypical meathead in a 90s comedy would use. Hopefully, the person sending it is still in their teens and has some growing up to do, otherwise, we fear it’s far too late for them. While Dumpsville sounds bad, if the texter of this message isn’t there, we’re sure the one who got dumped will be all too happy to take the forced vacation.
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