Discount Dump
Yard sales are a great way to pick up a few good deals, and if you’re slick maybe you can work out a few discounts. Well in this case the wife was a little too slick for her own good and got caught cheating. The aggrieved husband decided to end things and make a little money for the road too. Can you imagine the look on her face when she realized what was going on?
Let’s Celebrate
Boy, looks like cakes sure are a popular way to break up. This one is a lovely-looking red velvet, but that only makes the message all the more painful. We wonder if the baker was conflicted about this creation. We don’t know if this cake was for the dumper to celebrate, or to let the dumpee know, but looking at the quality, we’ll guess it’s the former. This actually gives us a business idea…