Extravagantly Lengthy Locks
Incredibly long hair is by no means a bad thing, and many of the more supernatural among us look phenomenal with it, appearing like mermaids of water nymphs. However, maintaining that much hair is an incredible chore. You not only need to spend long periods in the shower washing the entire river of hair (not to mention treating and drying it), but you could also end up with a lot of damage when hair gets far too lengthy. Only certain women can pull this historical look off.
Topknots
Topknots were an incredibly sporty and urban look brought into fashion by superstars like Jennifer Lopez several years ago. A couple of years ago, men adopted the topknot fervently, wishing to look like samurai or Vikings. Sadly, this appropriation, coupled with how much time has passed since J-Lo brought the topknot back to life, means that women should not tie their hair like this. Even if you will look far slimmer and more athletic with it, the thing has sadly been ruined for us.