Crazy Camouflage
We then finish the adult’s list with males 200 pounds and over range, who would be shamed with the most biting dress code. For the heaviest men on the guest list, the most fat-shaming wardrobe selection was outlined, one that would be more appropriate for a hunting expedition: camouflage! Not only was this dress code highly insulting, but from a fashion perspective, it was horribly mismatched. There was no rhyme or reason to any of the bride-to-be’s demands.
Seeing Red
Finally, we have the children, who should never have been exposed to such horrors. They would need to arrive at the wedding clad head to toe in red, with no exceptions. They would then also be trained to carry out a strange synchronized dance that would end up in them taking the form of a heart. No one could advise the Bridezilla, and she was not taking any challenges. It was her way or the highway!