Apply Yourself
We audibly sighed when we read this one. Even if the person was joking, we think a breakup was in order anyway, for the joke alone. Getting dumped by text is bad enough, but you could at least expect the other to put a little effort in. We hope the comedian learned from this one and will try a bit harder next time. We also hope the one who got dumped gets a better taste.
Pranked
Okay, by now you’re likely suspicious of any displays of affection, whether it be a cake or a poem, but this is something else. It’s one of those four-panel photo memes which are almost always cringed. This one is no exception, unfortunately. Whoever was the recipient of this message was, they probably feel better for it. The point of breaking up in spectacular fashion is to embarrass the other person, not yourself. Come on!