Soundtrack
Folks really are innovating when it comes to breakups. Take this one for example. This person used a collection of song titles in a specific order to tell their partner that they were done. It’s the opposite of a lovesick mixtape. What’s more damaging is that after breakups people often turn to sad music, but that retreat has obviously been soured for the poor guy with this method. Maybe some heavy metal would be better.
Join In
Now this one is just plain old nasty. The dumper got the dumpee to play along with the break up, starting things off with a classic rhyme and then ending it with a vicious breakup. It’s fine if you want to break up with someone, but do you have to go out of your way to hurt them too? It’s a cool rhyme though. Maybe Hallmark can start a line of cards meant for breakups.