Getting Schooled
A break up by text is awkward enough, never mind autocorrect butting in and making things worse. People often use humor to try and diffuse tension, and it appears that’s what happened. All that aside, like a 2D shape this relationship has definitely fallen flat. If you’re ever going to break up over text, make sure to proofread before hitting send. You don’t want the poor reader to mistakenly think there’s still a small chance.
Social Media Slight
At least from what we’ve seen so far, everyone has put in the effort to tell their ex it’s over. That wasn’t the case here. This time the dumper simply set their Facebook status to single, leaving their partner to find out that way. It’s brutal, but hey, it’s at least efficient. Of course, it happening publicly like this is sure to burn, but at least Katlyn got a couple of likes out of it.