Dyed Greys
For some reason, everyone suddenly wanted to dye their hair the color that it turns when you reach old age. You can probably blame a certain dragon queen from a hugely popular television series for this trend, with superstars like Kim Kardashian confidently turning their beautiful dark hair into ashen strangeness. Dying your hair this pale is incredibly damaging, and you will need to constantly do it to keep your darker roots from coming through.
Mullets
You might be shocked to learn that many women rock mullets. Indeed, the haircut synonymous with 80s pop stars and heartthrob actors (and rednecks) still makes the occasional appearance with some bold females. Of course, these tend to be punks, anarchists, and radical vegans, but you do get the odd conventional office worker who tried to craft the mullet into something neater and more respectable looking. Regardless, we strongly advise going down this dark road.