Digital Divorce
This “breakup note” is unique in that the relationship never happened – it was all dreamed up by this odd online dating site user. There are plenty of things that could’ve gone wrong with this potential romance. Thankfully, they never even met! Be careful with who you trust in the online world (and real one too). You never know who is actually sitting behind the screen, or who will arrive at your obscure date location when you agree to finally meet in person.
Growing Weary
Part of any good relationship is passion and excitement. If the flame dies then things turn cold and people drift apart. This person clearly had enough but decided to end things on a high with a short funny note to declare that they were over. They say that brevity is the soul of wit, and so in this case we’ll dub the writer “witty”. If only every breakup could be so easy, don’t you think?