Friendly Advice
This one isn’t a breakup letter. Instead, it’s more of a “breakup recommendation”. This poor person spent a whole night having to listen to a couple argue loudly, so they decided they would give them some friendly advice and recommend they break up now. At least then everyone would get some peace and quiet, and hey, it seems like they’re headed in that direction anyway. They even signed it on behalf of the whole city.

Friendly Advice
