“Sam”
If ever you get dumped, just know it could have been worse. You could have been left for “Sam”… We don’t know who that is but it sounds bad because Adam was left for “Sam”, and that fact was used to try and soften the blow. Looking at the grammar and spelling, we think Adam won this one. We’re sure he’ll find someone better. Whatever happened to “Sam” is another story. Good luck to them.

Sam
